What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?