Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?