Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What's the friendliest pen?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Where do mermaids see movies?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?