Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?