Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

I like telling Dad jokes.

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why was the dairy grumpy?