Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?