What sport can waiters play really well?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do bees say in the summer?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why do elephants have trunks?