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What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?