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Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?