Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

How does a taco bless the table?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why are goats so funny?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?