How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?