What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What are baby potatoes called?
Do dads always snore?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Where do stars go to college?
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