What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?