What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the echo get detention?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why are turtles so shy?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
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