What do you call siblings who love math?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?