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The Big Dipper.
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Why is the number 4 so smart?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which bug is related to you?
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What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
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