What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
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Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do teachers do during summer break?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why do all the planets get along?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
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