What did the baby laptop call her father?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What was the first animal in space?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?