Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
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