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What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?