Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
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