Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
What do you call a Russian flea?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
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