Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Which insect is the smartest?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
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