Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What fish sings the best?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What is a cow's dream job?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?