Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
How are mountains able to see?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do fish do at parades?
When do cows get tired?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
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