What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

When is a baseball player like a thief?