Why are basketball courts always wet?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?