Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?