What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
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