What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
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