What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How was the wedding?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
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