What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Where do belly buttons go to college?