What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
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What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
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What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
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What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
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