Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why did electricity win the race?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?