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What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?