Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the coach go to the bank?