Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What siblings are always sad?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?