Why do birds fly south in the fall?

It's allergy season again?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did you learn in school today, son?