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Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?