Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?