Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why can you never find the number nine?