When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?