My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a pig thief?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How did the vampire start his letter?
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