My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
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