What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What's good for both poker and theater?

How do trees get access to the internet?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?