Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What's the scariest letter?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?