I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?