Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?