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What is a tree's least favorite month?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What birds make average students?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

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What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

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What did autumn say to summer?

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What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?