What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why do bees buzz?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?