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What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?