What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do you call a tired tree?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Which subject has two parts?