My leaf blower doesn't work.

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

When do cows get tired?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Did you take the patient's temperature?