Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?