Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

How do hurricanes see?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?