How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
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