Why did the border collie get a raise?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?