What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What kind of bird can write?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What does an evil hen lay?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why was the math book sad?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?