Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which relative loves rice?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How much money does a skunk have?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
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