Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What does a dog say before eating?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?