What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Where do surfers go to school?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Which plant has the best roar?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?