Why are goats so funny?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?