Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?