What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What do trees wear to the lake?