What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why are goats so funny?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?