Why do kids love theater classes?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Which relative loves rice?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why was the fish so smart?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?