Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?