Why do magicians score well in exams?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?