What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?