What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Families are like fudge.

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?