Why are baseball games at night?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What's the holiest insect?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?