What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call a sad latte?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
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