What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
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