Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Where do termites go camping?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What is a plant's favorite college course?