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What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Where do polar bears vote?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why are goats so funny?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What building always gets stains on it?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why is the piano so hard to open?