What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?