What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why do cats give such great massages?