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Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call a pig thief?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?