Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why was the spider so smart?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?