Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?