What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why is laughter the best medicine?