What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What do fish use for glasses?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?