Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What fish sings the best?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?