What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do all the planets get along?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
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