Why is a computer so smart?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What table can you never sit at?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?