Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

How are mountains able to see?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What day is your mom always right?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?