What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
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