Which cats have the best manners?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Where do polar bears vote?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.