What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
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