What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
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What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How do you organize a space party?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
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