What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
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What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
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