What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a forklift?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why are all priests fit?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
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