What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did electricity win the race?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
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