What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the fish blush?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What is the coolest country?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
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