What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

How do you get straight A's?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why do cubes make great referees?