What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?