What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

It's allergy season again?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?