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What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?