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What do female veggies wear to the beach?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call the dog magician?