What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What is a king's favorite weather?

What's a henway?

How is life like toilet paper?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?