What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?