Why are basketball courts always wet?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What car can't keep a secret?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?