Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Which computer won the talent show?