What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

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What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do naked fish play with?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

How do you wash a lamb?