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What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

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What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

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