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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

How do bears keep cool?

What's E.T. short for?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

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What did March say to the madness?