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Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Where do snowmen go to dance?