Bears love exotic cars.

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you call a silly hill?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?