Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What do fish use for glasses?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why are winter days great?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?