Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

How does a witch play loud music?