What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why are trees always so positive?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?