Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?