Why are trees always so positive?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why do all the planets get along?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you call a sad latte?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?