Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the frog starve?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What's the friendliest national park?