How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?