What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?