What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

How do bunnies stay fit?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?