What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the cow cross the road?