Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What type of car do planets buy?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Which cats have the best manners?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?