Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

How do snowmen get information?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What did the bread do on vacation?