Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What is another name for a cow?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What is blue and not heavy?