Why do trees have so many friends?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What season begins with a thud?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

How do you organize a space party?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?