Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's a forklift?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Where do horses reside?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?