Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What's the holiest insect?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Which dogs love to study science?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?