What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What does a panda ghost say?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?