What's the most magical part of a turkey?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Which cats love to be petted?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why did the fish blush?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?